Useless function in Google Analytics?

Question

I was looking through Google Analytics, and I came across this function (pretty-printed for readability):

ha = function(a) {
  var b = [];
  if (Array.prototype.indexOf) return a = b.indexOf(a), "number" ==
    typeof a ? a : -1;
  for (var c = 0; c < b.length; c++)
    if (b[c] === a) return c;
  return -1
},

This looks like an Array.prototype.indexOf polyfill. Trouble is, instead of the var b = this; you'd expect, there is instead var b = [];. I can't find any circumstance in which this would not return -1.

The last time I found something like this in Google Analytics, I had just made a mistake and it was actually functional. But... I really can't see where I'm going wrong with this one.

Does this code do anything? Or does it just unconditionally return -1?

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Sandbox for testing:

var ha = function(a) {
  var b = [];
  if (Array.prototype.indexOf) return a = b.indexOf(a), "number" ==
    typeof a ? a : -1;
  for (var c = 0; c < b.length; c++)
    if (b[c] === a) return c;
  return -1
};

<input id="input" value="ha(5);" /><button onclick="var v=document.getElementById('input').value;console.log(v,eval(v));">Run</button>