What is the best comment in source code you have e

Question

What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?

Answer 1

in a completely uncommented 2000 line method

{ 
  { 
    while (.. ){ 
      if (..){
          }
      for (.. ){ 
          }
         .... (just putting in the control flow here, imagine another few hundred ifs)
      if(..)   {
            if(..)     {
                   if(..)   {
                ...
                (another few hundred brackets)
                       }
                  }
         } //endif

(I actually grepped out all the brackets one day just to see how bad it was, and, sans formatting, got this:

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The endif showed up around line 800)

Answer 2

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up;  //ha ha

Answer 3

// drunk, fix later

Wish I were kidding. And knowing the developer who wrote the code, I think he meant it literally.

Answer 4

// I'm sorry.

Answer 5

Catch (Exception e) {
 //who cares?
} 

Answer 6

return 1; # returns 1