I've got an angry boss that will beat me down if I waste another day on this :-P Many karma points to the ajax guru who can solve my dilemma.
But more detail: I want to have an AccordionPane that grabs a bunch of links from an XML source and populate itself from said source.
There might be a sexier way, but this works. Populate your data source however you wish. This was just for demo purposes. Ditto for PrettyTitle() Key is to remember there are two item types in the accordion.
And codebehind is :